Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Freezer List

I know you'll find this information to be astounding, but things that you want to be frozen until just before preparation should be stored in the freezer. Now, there are certain items that can be kept in there that yours should have, unless you'd prefer to starve.

Absolute Necessities-
  • Ice Cubes
  • Vodka-It's best when kept ice cold

Personal Preference-
  • Frozen Pizzas- As Stargazer pointed out California Pizza Kitchen has awesome pizzas, and you can get them at pretty much any walmart.
  • Orange Juice
  • Rhodes Dinner Rolls-Defrost, then raise, and pop in the oven for rolls, or fry for scones. Delicious and fairly easy
  • Ice Cream-Your favorite flavor
  • A TV Dinner or two-Marie Callendar's, and Amy's make the best ones, but Amy's are vegan, so if you are an omnivore like the rest of the population, make sure you get protein from somewhere.
  • Toaster Strudel-Easy breakfast for when you're in a hurry...in other words, every workday.
  • Corn Dogs
  • Frozen Burritos
  • Sara Lee Pie slices-I'm seriously addicted to her key lime. All you have to do is pull it out to defrost.
  • Popsicles
  • Chicken Nuggets- They really aren't just for kids...

Now, some of these things, chicken nuggets for instance, may seem like lame/kiddie food. But let's be honest, there are some days when that's what you're in the mood for. And don't worry about turning some chick off by having kiddie food...We've been in other boys' houses, believe me, she'll just be impressed that there's food available at the house post coitus. Mmm...coitus...Doesn't that word totally make you think sex?

Once again, if I've missed anything, please comment to let me know!

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Fridge List

There's alot to keep in a well stocked kitchen, so I've decided to divide the list up based on where the food is kept. Different foods are typically kept in specific places because of their storage requirements. I'm going to try and put things where their shelf life is optimal.

Here's a list of the things you'll want to pick up for your fridge, while you need them be careful not to buy so much that your fridge rots before you've eaten half of it. No need to be able to fill a swimming pool with your extra apple sauce, so take how long they'll last into consideration. For instance, unless you bath in it, most won't take an entire gallon of milk to themselves, particularly if there are other drinks, like beer, in there as well.

Universal Items-Every kitchen needs these or some equivalent because they are so commonly used in cooking, or as condiments for other dishes.
  • Milk
  • Cheddar Cheese
  • Eggs
  • Ketchup
  • Mayo
  • Mustard
  • BBQ Sauce
  • Beer
  • Salsa(mild)
  • Tabasco(to spice it up)
  • Butter-This can also be stored in the freezer or pantry. I'd recommend getting a four pack and keeping one stick in a butter dish on the counter and the rest in either the fidge/freezer depending on how long it takes you to eat it.

Personal Preference-If you like it, buy it. Otherwise pass in favor of something else
  • Apple Sauce-The jar is cheaper, but the packs are easier to clean up
  • Yogurt
  • Hot Dogs
  • Lunch Meat
  • Baby Carrots
  • Tomato(or two)
  • Lettuce
  • Spinach
  • Cream Cheese(for bagels)
  • Jam of some sort...I prefer strawberry.
  • String Cheese
  • Pickles
  • Orange Juice
  • Apple Juice
  • Soda Pop
  • Sour Cream

If anyone can think of any vital fridge items that I've left out, please leave them as a comment. But keep in mind that this is a list for someone who rarely, if ever, actually cooks.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Shopping like a Bachelor



We all know girls take five hours for a shopping trip that ought to take them twenty minutes and buy way more than necessary. On the flip side, when it comes to grocery shopping, men go in needing 5 things and come out for three, which they overpaid for. Yay for gender stereotyping.

If anyone has any tips that will actually get a woman in, out, and under budget, I'd love to hear them. However, I do have a few tips to help keep the men from having the typical bachelor pad fridge. Last time I told you things to consider when making a grocery list, if you're sweet I may even create a quick first time stocking the kitchen list for the average bachelor. However, right now there are a few useful tidbits to consider when going to the grocery store.

Before heading to the store, clean your kitchen. When returning you'll need to be able to put sacks on the counter as you put objects away, and it's easier to put away groceries in a clean kitchen. I dunno about you, but once I've finished at the grocery store, I just wanna get home, put it away so it doesn't spoil, and then head for bed. So make it easier on yourself, at the very least, declutter the counters and make sure that you have room in your fridge/freezer by throwing all the old food out.

Never, ever go to the store hungry. Always have some sort of snack beforehand, even if it's just a frosty you picked up on the way to the store. I have a tendency to spend about double what I normally would if I wasn't hungry going in. I know that sounds cliche, but it actually is true. The food sounds better than it normally would when you're hungry, so you get more of it, and often that's more than you need.

Don't forget your list! Once your kitchen is regularly well supplied the best way to make your list is to get a magnetic notepad, stick it to the fridge and write down the name of anything you finish off/toss. Then you can't forget that you ran out of milk, or skip the bread, and you don't have to sit down and think about it before you go. Just grab the list off the fridge and go.

When selecting an item off the shelf, pick the one with the sell by date that is furthest into the future. It'll last longer, meaning you'll have more of a chance to eat it before it goes bad. If you can't find a date on a canned item chances are they are using the Julian Dating System. Instead of dates formatted in a manner we are accustomed to the Julian system uses random letters and numbers and requires a chart too figure out...Waaay too complicated, and I don't entirely trust this system of dating. To avoid it choose Walmart. They are starting to require that their suppliers put 'normal' dates on their cans. One of the few store policies I've agreed with.

I'd like to point out that in the cases of things like milk the freshest bottle is usually the one in the back. This makes it a little more difficult to get, but unless you gargle with it, chances are the couple extra days is worth the effort. In stores that stock multiple brands, you may want to check to make sure that you aren't spending extra money for nothing. 2% milk is 2% milk. Viva tends to cost more than say, Meadow Gold, and there's no reason for why. It's not like Viva has bottle caps made of gold or anything. Alot of people, particularly single people, are also better off getting a half gallon rather than the normal gallon. If you have trouble finishing off a whole gallon before expiration, you may want to consider this.

Bread is delivered to the store daily, but they don't empty their shelves of the old bread when the new stuff comes in. So check the twist tie. The days of the week that the bread was made on are color coded by those. Generally they use the following format, Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red, Friday = White, Saturday = Yellow, however this may vary depending on the baker.

When buying a bottled item, like jam, always check the poptop to make sure that the bottle is still sealed. if you can push the lid down and have it pop back up, someone has opened it, select another jar.

My house has always used an inordinate amount of cheddar cheese. Growing up, our favorite snack was a cheese quesadilla, and often my mother added black beans and chicken. They were delicious, but even the 1 lb block of cheese disappeared quickly. My mother got in the habit of buying them on sale and freezing them. Same thing with our butter. We always had an extra four pack of it in the freezer. These are a couple of items used often enough that keep better if you store part of it in the freezer. Just avoid thawing and refreezing, as this can ruin the flavor.

Low budget actually means grocery shopping is a better idea. Eating out costs you at least five bucks a pop. For that you can make three or four meals out of groceries. PBandJ sandwhiches are the best example. Six bucks for the jam and peanut butter, 2 for the bag of bread, and 3 for a large bag of chips and you've got enough for about ten meals, and then only becuase you'll need more bread/chips. That's only one example, most meals from home are similar. 10 bucks can feed you for a week, if you'll eat the same thing over and over.

Next article- Shopping list for the fridge/freezer...

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Feed the girl...

Nothing sucks more than going to grab a drink out of the fridge of whomever you are hanging out with and finding a half empty bottle of beer, some weird looking tupperware way in the back on the bottom shelf, and half a lime.I may be a fairly creative cook, and I'm really not a picky eater, but seriously, how do you expect me to eat any of that? And what are you living on? It's really not a difficult to stock your cupboard with enough food that you don't have to run to taco bell every time you need sustenance, and it also doesn't have to require alot of effort in the long run, and really it will end up being cheaper.

Start by making a grocery list. Go through your cupboards, fridge and freezer. If you have nothing, not even ice, well starting from scratch costs a little more, but it's not any more difficult. You just have to figure out what your basics are. In your kitchen you need to keep enough for you to eat, and basic supplies in case a visitor, like a girl or you mom, should want to cook. You should also have enough things that you can sustain yourself without having to cook if you don't really want to. Many people can't cook a thing if it requires you to do anything more complicated than boil water, so keep that in mind. Things that can be cooked in the microwave, or just slid into the oven are often the most necessary. For instance, frozen pizzas, burritos, chicken nuggets, rice bowls, and easy mac are all fairly cheap foods that don't make much of a mess.

Assuming a biweekly paycheck you need to get enough food for you to eat over the next two weeks, but not so much that anything spoils. That means you buy less of perishable foods, like milk, vegetables and fruit than say, a family of five might. However, you can stock up on things that 'keep'. Like spaghetti noodles, frozen foods, soup, anything canned, dry goods like cereal.

The basics for cooking are easy to keep around because they don't really spoil. Sugar for instance, only goes bad if it gets wet. Flour just needs basil leaves added to keep boll weevles out and a tightly sealed container in a cool dry place to get it to keep for eight months. Olive oil is good for six months when properly stored. Baking soda has multiple purposes and actually lasts indefinitely, so long as it's stored properly.

Next, consider the meals you enjoy eating. What does it take to make those meals? Chicken burritos for instance, require cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo, frozen chicken, totillas, seasoning for the chicken, oil to cook it in and olives. So you'll want to make sure you have all of that on hand so that you can make those when in the mood. Choose six or seven different meals, and try to make sure that you can use each ingredient in at least one other recipe to give more variety for your buck, and to ensure that you use all you buy.

Also consider what you like for snacks...be it fruit, chips and salsa, apple sauce, or yogurt, and make sure you have a couple of those lying around as well. These can be used as side dishes to compliment something else you may be eating, and are always nice to offer to guests.

This actually requires enough writing that I'm going to do a series of posts, and I'll be adding the links here as I complete them.

Part Two-Shopping like a bachelor
Part Three-The Fridge List
Part Four-The Freezer List

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